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About The West. (Florence, Lane County, Or.) 1890-1921 | View Entire Issue (July 8, 1898)
Liver Ills The Horrors of Rheumatism Hood’s dvsprpsis. brnUcb*. eemti- Like bilious»**’ . I pa,i„n.sour steamri.. Jurcl l.y H eed» «11*. Tb»! <"» AN ADONIS OF EOYprj nen khefta , the m ost b e a u t if J MAN IN THE WORLD. * ork H is M o m m y F o u m l l a a C .m .t .r y Mss, Shu CMy o f E l K a i, “T k . g , a V pun Him,** h u t U u D ie d Lika O thsrH s, ta ts - W i f e u m l * o u | a T om b Wl'fc T he A douis o f E gyp t 6,400 years isu g a iu am oug m en. N ot as hew « when w om en bowi before him and his 2fteenti. All drugftoti. ■ every geature w us looked upon tlmoq * * * * * * * J f f * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * i f ? â f f * * * * * J f ç * i K â ( f K E * * * < * r x u f > ^ - ‘^ _ * ’ I Prepare.l by C. I. Ilood * D w e lD “ us if it w ere th at o f a god, but swathe The only PHI tO Ulke with llootl** Harsaparilla. could not fed a ntedle thrust Into my flesh- iu tho h a b ilim en ts of the ngulatk# Such ruffering as rheumatism causes the ESSAY. 1 was confined to the house three A PSALM OF LIFE. LITTLE JIMMIES mummy. C entu ries before imperial C». G r e a t llr lta iu a t W a r. victims upon whom it fastens itself is al THE BLACK PRINCE'S ARMY most yean, unable to walk nearly half the time. unendurable. Our purely defensive strength rests f h . SuIJrct W a . “H rtrt, ” »ud H . D id I* ,ar died and turned to clay th i. T hrough U-.e w ild bab tl o f our fever'd tim e 4 4 After those three slow yean of agony, S u f f e r re from the w orst types of thu ter The «ouif o f Uotutr exuneth, gruvettod stern. upon an assum ed naval suprem acy seffl- T he L a r c e .t K n c ll.h F le e t E v er A u r u i- ruled the d w eller s ou J60.000 acres »lore T lisn J lo t Ira. during which I spent probably $2,000 tor rible disease will supply the missing hor- With tiding« froui the world*« froeh, h e u ltb / eient to sw eep a ll enem ies freth the seas w ith a rod of iron. T h e womeu adored bh.tl T o o k t h e S o ld ie r , to F ran ce. treatment and tried a dozen doctors, I give In yur insides In F r t:n o - ig story from real life, ron in the following Hearts is located - —to such an extent at all events as to up hope ol any release from pain, but death. [be rejnu of yure stuunuicks. Thu fix- him for h is beuuty beauty. The — meu feared Air. W . O. Stoddard’s serial, “ With T ldiug* w hich our w orn, w earied age con Those who writhe under milder forms “ I was cured, completely cured, by Dr. cern. insure us a gain st the possibility o f be the Blaek P rin ce." gives iu St. N ich o cf rheumatism w ill be able to imagine the ecology says they works like pumps, ami respected him for h is wisdom. Williams’ Fink Pills for P ile People. They N eur the c it y o f El Kab, which Is which is tho milkman's best friend. U n c b in g 'd , through a ll live long, unnuml»cr*d ing starved into subm ission, although las an account of the splendid army feelings of the tortured victim. alone caused m y recovery. Thia necessarily that accom panied the prince to the but T h e only justification for making public V< are, % Otherwise unbeaten. Tbo heart is a very importuut organ, situuted 76 w ile s north of the preseut “ T he first dose gave me appetite. such heart-rending details c the fact that T he voivo o f Iloiner einga the aong divine. means that the navy m nst be iu n p osi tle of Crecy. Mr. Stoddard says: site o f Cairo, there lie* an anrientcenw 44 Alter the second dose I slept soundly, out it don’t make uo musick. Which tella o f godliko to ils, of hena*«* tear« the lesson taught w ill be helpful to others, tion net on ly to guard borne waters, bnt It wus the largest E nglish fleet yet My brother, which is u poick, suy*. tery so old thut even tlio men to who«, the first time within a year. A nd o f tho punishm ent o f Priam '« lino. pointing the way io renewed life and health also to undertake ix tc n siv e operations, assem bled, and the arm y going on “ I sent for a dozen boxes. By the time • What harm iy when two hearts beets tho papyrus scrolls are as fam iliar,, The b o ttle In tho plain is raging y e t; offensive as w e ll as defensive, upon cv- board was also the best w ith w h ich any to every sufferer from rheumatism. I had taken the contents of eleven boxes I ,iko 1 •• I Wish pop wood take a leasing tho w aters o f th e N ile are n unable to Hr T h e story is told by a woman. Her The w atch Area blaze; tho book'd ahi pa lin e kiko — - . • . • ... u a ,lira s « l b t l ' « U t f i r u t k»y sea. A n y serious interruption of our E n glish k in g hud ever put to sea. It name is Mrs. Caleb r e o ly i she lives in felt entirely w e ll when it wus first devoted to the pur. the «bore. “ T he doctor said I was cured. He wa* from 2 hearts. He beats like 00. trade w ould en tail conw qnences alm ost consisted c f picked men only. C f these, St. Paul, Ind. For o s th e foo In prim array la got. Pop tole w o once bis heart was back poso o f housing tho m ortal tenement* of greatly impressed, and since then he ha* A h, but d o w e fight aw th ey fou ght o f y o ret as disastrous us the com plete stoppage 4,000 w ere m tu-at-arm s, 6,000 were T his is her account t prescribed Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale in tho old town where he was born, the old E g y p tia n * T he orcha-ologig of our food supply. Whether the B r iti.h “ I am a farmer’s w ife. I believe m y Irish, 12,000 were W elsh, but the most For wo, too, lik e tho heroes long ago, People foe many of his patients.” I but I am afrade ho is u lyre, beeos when has long found it a fru itfu l fiobl f()r re. M ost a age alow war« and aall the bitter aoa. uovy is or is not sufficiently strong not carefully trained and disciplin ed part frequent exposure to the weathu caused Mrs. Fcnly, together with her husband, Kate was married ho said, “ My heart is search, and m any a m um m y that today F ierce la th e conflict, loud th e tem p ests blow, only to guarantee the U n ited K ingdom of tho force consisted of 10,000 bow m y terrible attack of rheumatism. Damp made affidavit to the exact truth of the fore J full 2 say m uch," and he didn’t get no is gazed ou In th e m useum s with rouaj A nd th e wavoa roar and rage uuoou«iugiy. sgaiu st uctual invasion, but also to pro men. D uring a w h ole year hud Edward weather always aggravated it. going account before Notary P. N. Thomas. telefone from his birthplace. Bymeby oyed wonder w as undisturbed here for 44 M y limbs would begin to swell at the B till m ea t w o wander o ’er tho fctormy main, tect adequately our im m ense volum e of end his sen and h is generals toiled to The cure of the severest cases of rheu ankleioints. thousands of years. ‘T w is t rock« and whirlpool« uilroeul piuMoge loreign trade, is a m utter of opinion. matism by Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for ho fell under the tubul and some wuu (elect und prepare the men und tho wcap- 44 T his swelling would begin in the night, m ake. It so happened th a t a short timo ago mrkustically remarked thut it was very But even ussum ing that the desired con Pale People has occurred in every state in i ns w iili w h ich they were to m eet the at times. I would awake in agony. S till m u st tho siren s sin g to us in vain, persons prospecting for new field* In , ditions cun ho uccepted us uctually e x full. the Union, and its power in ordinary cases (Mill from th o »o4hi o f C irce m u st w e break. MDaylight would find my limbs purple h igh ly fam ed chivalry of tho continent. King Richard had a lying heart but h ill in tbo cem etery described discover is propori onaiely greater. istin g it w ill scarcely he denied that e v An army selected from a nation of per in color, swollen to twice their natural size, T orn , then, to Hotner'a pa-ilm o f life and see These marvelous vegetable pills ^o di 1 huve got a busted heart which is ed a little p it w h ic h apparently bad and so racked with pain 1 could not bear ery sh ip set free from the task of guard haps 4 ,0 0 0 ,^ 0 o f people w as to contend H ow they endured whoao pilgrim age 1« (lone rectly to the seat of the trouble. T hey Doro reader uiu’t a girl heartless ' uover been m ade th e subject of inveiti. A nd hear theniceaago th ey have lo ft for thee— in g our ow n shores m ust add uu addi w ith an arm y collected from France to touch them. build up a new cellular structure fn the to give me the shako beeos my bare is gntion. E xcavation brought to light 44 M y right arm and both legs were so Only by patien ce 1« thu victory won. tional guarunteo to the sufety o f our w ith her 20,000,000, and from such a l diseased parts by eliminating poisonous — M acm illan’« M agazine. red? Can I avert tbedekrecsof tho fates tbo fact thut it w a s uot only something m erchant sh ip s abroad. It follow s there lies of hers us G erm any und Bohem ia, drawn as to be almost useless. elements and renewing health-giving 44 M y skin became dry and yellow. now, but from tho arcliKologiat'i fore that if th e army w ere in a position re-cuforccd by lurge num bers of paid which has got a cinch ou mortals? “ At times m y limbs would pain as chemical forces in the bloM. INCANDESCENT LAMPS. to prevent tho p ossib ility o f a success mercenaries. A m ong theso latter were though millions of needles were pricking I am a cynick now, which ineuncs standpoint one o f tho m ost importuut T hey are for sale by druggists every finds in a very lou g tim e. The pit wu where : for 50 cents a singlt box or )X50 »very one is a fool butt mo. R o w M i, D u ra n d O ut F ila u i.D t M ay 11« ful landing w ith ou t the aid of the na the crossbowm en of Genua sold to P h il them. val forces the latter w ould enjoy a free ip by the m asters of that Italiun o li “ Again they would be numb and I Tho heart is connected w ith the leg, tbo entranco to u solid chamber of rock for half a dozen. D e p la n e d a n il ltv u e w e d . oecos when a feller gets his leg pulled con tain in g a num ber o f stono coftim or It has been gen erally supposed to bo a dom of uctiou w h ich they cannot have garchy. B esid es theso there lay he goneruly has a lieartake. But a heart- sarcophagi. Edw ard’s adventure had a seem ing fr u itio n task to attem pt tho renew al of w h ile hampered by the m illsto n e of pos H e H e ld th e W in n in g H u id . upon tho floor o f th e chamber a num ike can't hold a caudle to u stummick u burnt out incau-.lesceut electric liuup, sible invusion h an ging about their necks. of great rathness, for already it wus re T hey were havin g tho nsnal gam e of »ke for pain. This is a heartrending ber of statues. Exam ination of the alth ou gh there appeura to be Home eco It needs to be ever borno iu m ind that, ported that the French king had m us cards in the sm oking upartinent. The topick. I have not the heart to con various contents sh ow ed that one of the nom ic fa lla c y in volved in tho deatruc- how ever su ccessfu lly and by w hatever tered 100,000 men. F u ll m any a gal- | travelin g men swapped jokes, nailed lies tinue this assay.—Jim m ie iu San Fran sarcophagi contained tho mummy of tlon o f w h at is except in one sm all if means wo secure ourselves ugainst being lnut cavalier in armor o f proof may and told bigger ones. The stranger who N cukhefta, und tbo roll of papyrus and cisco Examiner. im portant particular a perfect piece of invaded, w ar upon such term s could not w e ll have wondered to hear, moreover, ju st sat in to fill out the gam e contrib oontinuo indefinitely w ith o u t ut last BF THE tho in scrip tion s on th e sarcophagus that Edward H I, accounted the fore apparatus. It is not iutcudod, as a rule, uted noth in g but sm iles and an occa reaching the point ut w h ich wo should m ost general of h is tim e, proposed to H er Suggestion. both gnvo tho inform ation that these V W to g iv e in th is colum n descriptions of bo obliged Io choose between pence at m eet superior num bers of tho best sional general laugh to the social fea It wus at a Jefferson avenuo residence, w ere tho m ortal rem nius of “ the moat A m erican devices or achievem ents lances of Europe w ith lig h tly urniored tures o f the occasion. and the young man in tho ruse hud boon beautiful m an iu E g y p t and probably draw n from foreign pu b lication * T his any price und ru in .— Broad Arrow. E very ouoe in a w h ilo a jovial drum men on foot. They knew not y e t of tho going often and staying late until the tho w orld. ’’ rahjret has, however, been taken up by “S a lt in g ” S old ier«, m er w ould announce that he had some new era that w as d aw ning upon the W heu tho w rapping* o f tho mommy th e E n g lish Journal, Industries and maiden fair felt tho monotony of it. Is courage to be taugh t in peace? A science of war. Edward and h is bow poker in h is bund, and an occasional Iron, and, although it states that an Last Thursday evening ubout l l o'clock of th is anqient A d ou is wore unfolded, Russian geu eru lon re proposed to “ sa lt" men w ere to teach tho world more than side bet w as m ode under the rules of A m erican prcxvss for ren ew in g these tho conversation drugged so that it a l there w as n oth in g to indicato that tlw bis soldiery by loading one rifle iu ten one new lessen before tl.at m em orable tho great A m erican gome. lam ps after tho ftlnment has been bro F in a lly one of theso challenges elicit- J T U B C H R O N IC J JE r« ak a wiU> lh « < re « U « l most pulled the carpet out by thu tucks, rem ains wero thoso o f a man of any w ith bull cartridges durin ; maneuvers. cam paign wns over. Befcro th is he ken hns been developed, it does not give and for a minuto or two ho sat iu cogi beauty w hatsoever. Tho grinning skele This ghu stly preparative w as loo re hud show n w hat deeds m igh t he wrought ed from the stronger an adm ission that «ew apajw rs In V i« U n lU d H tau « . th e m u n oof inventors nor state that tho T H K C 1I ItQ N IC L K ban no equal on the Paclfl« tative mood, w ith h is hand to his fore ton looked e x a ctly lik e those of today. voltin g to c iv iliz ed m inds, and it has upon tho sea by ships prepared and poker w as ubout the only gam e of cards l 'o«at. I t leads a ll In a b ility , enterprise and n« w a precess has com e into an yth in g like g en head. The on ly odd fact w ns th at the shape of never been curried out, but, if udopted, T H K C H R O X I C I J i ’rt Tele<raphtc Reuorls are o f w h ich he did not poascss some k n o w l-' m anned and led by him self. Ho had so eral application. » I t s description of the " I was just trying to remember some the sk u ll, the hands and the feet were, | the la te s t and m oat re lia b le, It*« Local News the it would m ake the urmy trained under edge, but ho had rather a peculiar hand, crippled the uovul power o f h is enc- J operation is therefore giv en for w h at it I Foileet and spiciest and It« E d ito ria l« frotn lb« thing," ho explained. w h ile u n m istak ab ly E gyptian, of mom such circum stunres invincible, and so m ies that there w as now no h ostile fleet and because o f the value it w ould huve j ablest p e n s 'n the country. is worth. "Yes?” she replied. classic m old tlinn thoso of most mam in tbo end tend to shorten w ar und save | T U K c i l l t O N I C L K li seal w a rs b-«en. and alwap« in other gam es he w oqld ju st tako a strong enough to prevent h is present It stales th at a com m ercial success " I had something pleasant to tell mies. Tho form ation o f tho skull also j *111 he. th e frie n d and cham pion of lh a people m life. It w ou ld accustom the soldier to undertaking, although P h ilip had man- ! chance. boa been m ade o f a process for renew ing : a gainst c om bin ations, cliques, cor^orattone, or yon.” indicated that its o w n er when alive pc*- the sigh ts and scenes of the buttlefleld B ets wero rapidly mndo un til there oppressions of anv k in d . I t w ill be ta dopoadaM hom ed o u t lam ps w h ich rendera possible and overcom e his dreud of the unknown. uged to send out sem e scores o f cruisers "Ah, w h at was it?" and she bright- sensed great m en tal developm ent, thus w as $150 in tho pot, w hen a call was 1« « v a r y u ilo < n e u tra l Iu im U tin * 1 to do w h atever harm they could. th e use o f the old bulb at u very sligh t euod a bit. ju stify in g the p leasan t things which It would enable him to control his made, and the stranger aw kw ardly ask expense. B y the now m ethod tho collar, “ Uin—um, let me see, ” he said, rub were said about h im in the perfectly nerves in the tu m u lt of the actual en ed liow m any points his opponent had. or bare end, o f the lam p l l not disturb FRIGHTENED AWAY, bing his head. " I can't just thiuk whut preserved roll o f an cien t manuscript counter. Such a pursuit us clim bing “ We don't count p o in ts,” w as the ed, the old filam ent b ein g rem oved und has the saino m oral e ffe c t it w as.” w h ich recited h is history. answer, " b u t I have four eights. I rath T il« F ir s t M an l i e M et I n t h e A lask a th e new one placed tliroagh a sm all hole Endurance, m utual trnst, se lf control, Tho light faded out of her face, then Som e of tho arcbo-ologists here were er th in k th at w ill tako the plunder.” G o ld fie ld s R eared H im Off. in the lum p bulb m ade by rem oving the it came again. may be leurued on the high Alps, or, at first inclined to doubt the accuracy of " N o ," Raid a muu w ho w as sittin g 1 “ W ell, I declarcl” gasped the stran t ip . The sm all hole is subsequently clo s for the m atter o f tbut, iu W astdale, on a box iu trout of a grocery store, "1 ger, as he leaned back and mopped his “ Perhaps it w as ‘good n ig h t,’ ” she tho claim s m ade regarding thi* find, ed exactly in the sam e m anner as in the where a slip on the face of the m ountain suggested quietly. but in vestigation sh ow ed that there win ease o f th e new lump, lea v in g nothing means destruction. The volley of stones ca n ’t say nw I know very m uch about brow. “ Here I am w ith high, Jock, He looked ut her for a fu ll m inute ; uo cause for doubt w hatever. It would gam e, b ig casino, an ace, a run of five to in d icate in the finished, repaired down some precipitous g u lley is not less A la sk a ." looked at her as if she had said some have been im p ossib le to perpetuate* H is com panions looked at him iu a s and n flu sh ,” us ho threw dow u (he lam p th at it had ever been opened. deadly than the h ail of sh ells and bul tonishm ent. It w as the first lim e he hud nee, king, queen, jack and ten of d ia thing by mistake, looked ut hor as if fraud of th is sort. Tbo papyrus roll, I t is stated th a t se w o 400,000 lamps lets on the battlefield. A nd, iu a less she m ight have uu explanatory remark w h ich told tho h isto ry of Ncukhefta, monds. " I really thought I had you ever adm itted not k n ow ing m uch about have been repaired by th is m ethod, the degree, h u n tin g and the m anlier forms heat, ” and ho shoved the money towurd or two to add, but she never flinched. set forth that h is dom inion extended filam en t b ein g inserted through the c f a th letics g iv e the sam e r e s u lt Spoita anyth in g. Then he got up und went away, and ho over 42 m iles o f th e banks of the Nile. " I reckon, then, tbut y o u ’re not th e paralyzed drummer. « n a il hole referred to by a sk illfu l tw ist in volvin g risk to life are thus of su In the m idst of the roar that follow ed uover camo back.— Detroit Free Press. H is residence w ns term ed Nishwak*. o f the hand und secured in position liy a preme value from the nationul point of th in k in g nLont g o in g to dig for g o ld ,” "A royal flush I" w as shouted by some w hich is supposed to m ean that the vil sp ecial carbon pusto. The black deposit view , and th is should be remembered suid one bystander. D atto DlfferemL one, und the stranger w as hilariously ' “ N o ." lage whero he liv ed bore that title. on the in sid e o f the bulb is rem oved by when the ignorant uud degenerate ussail Caller—Sir, I am reliably informed I "G reat were h is flocks, oh, ruler of "M ebbe, though, as tho stories of assured that he had won. H is surprised fittin g the lam p to the holder and re th em .— F ortn igh tly R eview . that you have been insinuating that I rulers,” says th e m aiinscript. "None suridi u w ealth keep pouring iu you 'll face never gave nwuy so m uch ns a m ovin g i t in a gas furnace, w h ile i i u - ; chuckle u n til he wus alone that n ig h t was a liar and a thief, und I huve c a ll wns so w ise. N ou o wus so beloved. change your m in d ," Faid another. m ed iately fo llo w in g th is operation a ?ti- C u ttin g by N tenm . ed to demand an imm ediate retraction, The *nn sm iled on him when he jonr- " I t w o n 't bo possible. I ’ve been t — N ew York World. sm a ll g la ss tube is fused to the opening It Is not generally recognized that tho or, iu lieu thereof, your worthless hide, ueyed abroad, and w h en he looked with m ade in the built, through w h ich the friction betw een uir und other gases und there. ” R plilers an d T h e tr W ays. sir. “ And cam e hack w ith o u t g ettin g lam p is exhausted. W hen th is bus been solids or liq u id s is very great. It is on ! displeasure a sorrow as of death came We And or marked differences in hab Editor (of The Bugle)—A ll The B q - t upou him w ho hud cuused it. H ew sito dons nud tho lost trace o f air und gas account of th is friction that wo hnvo rich?” gle ha* ever said ubout you, Major Gore his pcoplo w hat tho w aters c f the Nils “ Yes. 1 did n't m uch more than ctofs its, tastes and characters am ong spiders absorbed, a blow pipe Homo is directed such enorm ous w aves nt sea during has been in a political way. upou the Hire.at o f the tube, w h ich is gales of w ind. The film of oil w hich the L-ouudury lin o lefc ro I turned as am ong hum an beings. Som e kinds are to Egypt. G reat is his name No prefer nlwr.ys liv in g iu houses or c el “ Oh, I beg your pardon I I was un man w h o liv e s w a s so beautiful There tnslted in to th e ixiiut e x a ctly in every reducen the breaking o f the sea seem s to around and stru ik fur h om e." lars, not seem ing to care for any fresh der the impression that you had been "Beared?” respect a roaaterpart o f the original act not only by its cohesion and deaden- is uono to tako b is p lace." nir or out o f door exerciso, Mr. Jesse " T h a t's tho an sw er." attacking my character. "— Indianapo l a m p — P rovident« Journal. Perhaps there w n s a touch of oriental lng action upon the water, but by huv- te lls of tw o spiders that lived for 13 lis Journal. •* W hat of— polar hears?" & i ing a less am onut of friction w ith the i extravagunco in th is, but among the T I m W e ll U ram «4 M an. years iu opposite cam era of a drawei " N o .” air. Bo that ns it may, how ever, air, ' statues found ou tho floor of the chan- T h eo T hey D ld a't Du a T h la g , w h ich w as used for soap and candles, j “ Su pp lies g iv e out?” There is a certain professor iu a cer- steam uml m ost gases huve a great deal ■ ber w as ouo w h ich unquestionably wa* "H ypocritel" Others d eligh t in m aking burrows in T h « C h r o n ic le U u lld la ta ia uu ivm aily of tho U nited States who of friction w ith so lid a " N o , I lind plen ty c f food. W hat I intended to represent N cn k h cfta This When under "Baro faced swindlorl" the earth, in d w ellin g under stones or I ouoe, at th e beginning of uuo of his lec pressure, this friction is increased, and changed my plan w as see ing a m an dig- , w as ovidenco su fficient th a t the inscrip "Robber of tho orpbau!” tures ou fine art*, got ou the subject of if the gas is escaping through a sm all gin g u hole. I bad these ideas about gold behind the looae bark on trees, and oth Having cleared the atmosphere by tion m ust uot have been w ithout cansc. the kind o f pins worn iu tbo uecktios of orifice the law of friction iu regard to being found anyw here and everyw here, ers liv e under w n ty . Many never leave I «V Ma t, F «|d, thus m utually discovering each oth According to tho standard of beauty you u g college men. He w us a good leo speed, w h ile .pressure and surface ro- and I w ent up th iu k iu g to get some their webs,, bnt p atien tly w ait, hoping I er s identity, the gas meter and the w hich existed in E g y p t in those day* furor and w as alw ays interesting, hut m aiu equal, s t ill holds true. I t is a fact points ubout m ining. I asked him in som e in sect w ill become entangled in i U l T short ton of coal settled them selves to N cukhefta w as certa in ly an Adoni* ib is lecture w as the m ost iutorestiug of known of long observation thut the an offhand w ay w h eth er he had struck ’ the snares they have set. Others dash ..n n U l. the task of not doing a thiug hut run W hile in sculptu re th e ancient Egyptian h is course to the 800 hoys w ho heard auiall vulvrs o f certain kind of steam uny pay dirt yet, und he turned around about and scizo upou every lncklcss in w as not equal to the g en in s of today h* up the score.— N ew York Press. him , and the w h ole hour w us spent ou drips cut w ith great rapidity if allow ed and glared at me and said, ’Y oung fe l sect that crosses their path. The most i w as a man o f m uch sk ill, and there i* necktie pins, their uuo and m isuse und a very *mall rise or opeuing. That ler, w hat do yon think I am d iggin g adventurous o f all are those that Rail' no reason to doubt that the statue is * The R eal Sufferer. w h at they euggested. T he g ist of what steam cuts uml cu ts lik e a knife, espe th is for?* I told him I thought ho was out into the w orld on one o f their own "Is it so bad as that— pineh as von fairly fa ith fu l repretentation of "th* he eaid was that there w ns uo more c ia lly wheu the pressure is high and d ig g in g for gold. Ho glared at mo little threads. In the bright antnm n weather, i f wc may. you w ill have hard work to m .k Z “ T * bc,,ntiful man in Egypt. ’’ reason w hy a hoy should wear a horse the outlet sm all, is a fact tolerably w ell again and t a id : ‘Gold nothing. I'm do both ends meet?" *1’° tom b o f N eu k h efta were »Iso shoe w ith a w h ip across it all in gold established und known to m ost old e n ing th is for fun. I ’ve beeu liv in g here observe closely, wo m ay som etim es see Thi C ra.it si ttcijy jj |] k fen .Iry, Dashit— I don’t mind it so far i t*le m um m ies of b is w ife and littl* thau that houses should huve sieves for gin eers.— P hilad elph ia Record. for four years, uml there's one thing som e o f our ow n sm all spiders ascend I sou. It w ou ld appear from tho iiifonn*- roof», and that ns it w as extrem ely th at m y cu riosity 1ms never been satis to the tops o f trees, fences and other j O rriH i ‘J’“4* ™ « ’- blit it w ill be fied about. I ' iu goiug to d ig th is hole high objects, rise on their toes, tn m the foolish to put n big sieve ou your houso terribly hard for my valet to have to tion contained in tho papyrus that thi* A M a a a g er a t th e P e r io d . spinners upward, throw out a qunutity I i lia for a roof so it w as qu ite ns foolish to put up with domestio cigars after the old tim o E gyptian wu* content with Walter K ennedy wrote to the m an geexl und deep so us to allow plenty of •»«««-. w nKrt th, Onlw4 w ear horseshoes ou your uonkties. Tho ager of a prom inent theutrr iu Connect room, and then find out ju st how far o f silk and s;iil away. They grasp the prime bavnnas he has been used t o — ouo w ife, som eth in g o f a rarity in those _ w»to«.r»n„i,ani » i m i ,» ; day* H e w as e v id e n tly an exception pzluvtpls o f this ia thut you should huve icut, asking for h is open tim e for a dow u th is clim ato w ill m ako tho m er ! silken thread w ith their feet and seem Boston Transcript. to be cu joyin g them w ir e s as m uch a« I Ui* bricht«« to ail roles, how ever, and this probably u reasou in w hat you wear us w ell ns iu week iu the follo w in g rep erto ry : “ Sam cury go. ’ "— W asbiugtou Star. w . kl.v Nffw^npor in th« ( T h . F r o b .b l. K . m o b . the birds and butterflies.— Margaret W. I pvinis other thing* und that eeuaelea* decora so n ,“ ' " O th e llo ," " V irgin iu e" and accounts for the presence of the muo- Mw... «f V . O . U o ‘r n tn r M ** > n co,','n»** tw.nve -« « •• of | . ¡ „ „ . m l I n f .r .n v I L eighton in Popular Bcicuco M onthly. Ill« A nsw ers tlona, lik e horseshoe* ou uecktios or “ Damon and P y th ia s," and th is wus wear ^ n D,1Lr W? y PCOple 80 llk<> »0 m ics of h is w ife aud son iu his tomb - t . i , . . ! » . . m « » n in e ,,,,, A fT k u U u w l U o | « i , u „ „ t neckties ou hursoshoes, aro s illy und uu- the answer: "W hiter K ennedy— Deur wear squeaky shoes to church " said It is believed th at if ho hud had more " T e ll me, am 1 not fair?" «AMPLE C JP ____ IE S 3 ,f r f h : e . tho nervous boarder. ’ *"*“ than one w ife there w ou ld be some evi D v. N lr o tl on A m e r lra n N ew spap er«. herounug to a se if respecting person. S ir : I m ust suy th at I have never heard H ie speaker leans la c k iu her scut T h is particular exam ple w as ouly one of hut tw o of the actors you m ention iu and sm ile* coquettisbly. Dr. N icoll, w ho camo to (his country ••n sai(1 Aebury Penners dence in the form o f inscription or oth-; to illu strate a principle, w h ich is that your company. Ramson wns at tho dim e you a n t t h e to t^eir08? ,0.?a l l,h " paflfor'“ In trull) the question seem s superflu J w ith Mr. Barrie, read the Am erican j ix orw ise to ind icate th a t th is was hisf»- newspapers w h ile lie w as here and au-1 to their soles. " -C in c in n a ti Enquirer noth in g unusual, queer, ou t o f the or museum here not loug ago, breaking ous. vorito w ife and tho m other of his son- dinary, is iu itse lf a good th iu g — that, fake chaius, nud O thello played here It is h eld that th is m nst have been hi* A r she aita there w ith the afternoon dnciously ndm ila that lie liked them. in fact, m ost things tbut are qneer und last w inter ut tbo opim sitiou tlieatar. auu trauFfusing her glorious tn asea into He has eonfessed to Tim W estm inster CoaaolatioB. only son from the statem en t ou tbo p*- out o f the ordiuary are lik ely, in the They say he is a good uolcr, hut I don't a stream of liquid gold, her eyes ns blue Bndgct that in h is opinion no Anu ricim d a v I"KLt ia ‘.r,ed W titi,lg »Mer pyrus scroll, “ Thcro is u jiie to take hi* question of drees, to be iu bad tuate. "’r e , ’ d the aiuateur humorist I lace. ” enre about playin g colored stars at my us the henvtus. fatbouilrKs ns tho sea ii’Stitution i« more misunderstood abroad m ao'* dross ought to he quiet, but It bouse, as I cater to tho very la st lady and dancing w ith exritrm en t; her lips thau the press. H e th in k s onr new spa c o „ i g i r ‘Thrtok h? 1friend’ N en k h efta's w ife w ns named NyleP*j S tlO W tN Q m ust be cleun and w ell tukeu cure of in audiences, and then I d o u ’t think 1 o f coral w reathed w ith a roguish sm ile, per» lea« sensational than they sreui to tha. I b i s i . thu in scrip tion ou her sur- every instain<c. Tbo beat dreaaed muu is w ould like a show w ith all meu in it. she is indeed trauset o deiitally Icnn tifu l. be and s:»ys, very truly, that yon may * Ul,«u r l.lnli, " ’Phsgus, “ N ylop th a, the yuecu « The United States, Dominion of ! N o r t T 2 ± î ^ -------- the man w ho, in whatever com pauy ho I w an t show s w ith plenty of singiu g But the man Been:« hliud to her lovo- look in vain in (hem for sneh m atter as American. j N eukhefta, G reatest of R u lers." Noth find* him self, Is incouspicuousi who, Ni<t dancing, soubrettca and comcdiana, liucFa. He rigards her w ith a frow ning the divoree reports w h ich the most prep Canada and Northern Menuo ing is said as to w h eth er or uot she *•*; you rea lise iu an indelluilo wuy, ia w ell w ith funny gags. T h at's the stuff for brow ami eyea that sm older w ith anger cr E n glish papers publish. Undoubted o x « «m m . , T’>» Fl« Th.» niadfc beautiful, as it is p la in ly evident that ly w e A m ericans lik e the newspapers appointed, though you ruiiuot w ell tell Ute. "— St. Louis Olutx'-Ik'iuoorat And t h . V . Ä „ t f h " " ‘ • » T im id ly she repeato her question. rCunlzhafta narrative ! tile effnlmotr.« e ^ n l(tonce o nt f N eukhefta was »»OH w h y .— H arper's Round Table. w e have better, on the whole, than any " A m I uot fair?" that any w om an ly charm in his family T i t « C i a l l v r y <*« m I«, others in the market, l u t w e are so eon- Her com panion's face grow s black as was practically lo st sig h t of.— tttoi1' ll«U M bol<] B coavralea. tin n a lly advised that our passion for * It is a com m on saying that the " g a l thunder. O N T H K O T IIK R S U ,R “ I d o o ’t see, E lla, bow you inauuge lery goda" are the best critics, and course."—De- ington Post. " F a ir l" be cries bitterly. "F air, them is gu ilty, that w h ilo w e sa tiffy it troit Free Pres*. »"d a n il G e t t h « M » p a n d w ith your bouse m oney. If I g iv e you a aiuny people believe it to he true. It vvbt u yon open a jack pot w ith a te n " — w ith prod igality wo aeldom attem pt to '• A ly < h r o n i e l « r ,r D n r a b llit j o f Ivw rf. O n e T ear, lot, you epeud a lot, but if 1 d ou ’t give m ight have beeu years and years ugo, Rage chokes hia utterance and w ith ju stify or even to excuse it, so that to p r e p a id o i M P a . d I’a p j t . ChalaleM . Th© d u rab ility o f ivory is proved b.T you ao m uch you aeeiu to get aloug w ith but at present the reverse is tiue. The a puaaionate gesture be dashes the cards hear our journals praised by a visitor k a b sle y _ T h i n k y Set a chain- tho fact that b illiard balls wbieb f»J It," aaoaodeacy of farce com ely, vaud eville to the floor. — Suu Fraucieoo Exawiuar. excites em otions o f considerable novel- lens wheel? K d . Y r > W f * tho sake of c u riosity had been made « "W hy, that'* perfrctly aim plc, R u and exaggerated m clcdrunia lias not tj- A fter all. a lik in g for newspapi-rs of w e a r h ,.1 » i at ***• cost ’ ery w o" preserved m am m oth ivory o»' Ore*.«ae a r ,-N«,ntc,K dolph W hen you g iv e m e a lot, I ute beeu up lifting. The "gallery goda" of V a lid K ir«««. is. lik e a lik in g for one's fellow crea * a x m a x e n a » . c**. •polia Journal “ ch “ » chain.— Indian- rtoobtedly m any thousand year* «• ri to pay th e debts I get in to when you the present day know u oth lcg c f the Bhe— How is It you w ere not at W ed* tures, apt to concentrate itse lf on indi- ' '________ , wore played w ith for several mouths by vtdnala. If Dr N ico ll had been im poli d o n 't g iv e m e eo m u c h . F t l c g o o d e legitim ate drama. They have d, generat en d ’s reception? A lo a t h f u l Netoatwa. ~ ospcrionced players iu P aris without it BiaMar. ed becnum< theatrical offerings have uot H e— I staid aw ay on account o f a per tic enough to say w h ich Am erican pa A schoolboy was asked to explain Mis* Elderlv m ° “* TT' be’nB n oti« * ’ that th e balls were no» pers he liked, his com m ents would hav* form atoli ,,f <iPW. F i , in any w ay served to educate them. — sonal matter. W b*rw tb « T ro u b la la. apIaiu A lbany Journal. •«•a nilNM^r Wuu af constautlv hl„«h<°W i * “ 1 cure a y«clf gained iu interest a ll that they lost 11 • **iu- She— M ay 1 a»k w h a t it was? moth M ir e ^ iiL s y ;^ ; a „ “ • r n i ° ’ n o t - t ,,n K h M am ,reM b i r ivory orr^ » ; The (arth revolves - * “ It i t u 't a b it o f tvoubiu to got mar- on au a x i. every He— W ill you proin iso to keep it se discretiou.— Harper's Weekly. Î4 hoar*, aud r ie d ," M id th e airy youn g person. F acto l a N a la r a l llto to ry . jnem e of ,b e tre w .t o r ? - N e w Y o r k j X 7 l . ^ ,OapaOd ----------------------------- cret? mruduus " N o ," ep*ke the sedate one. " It ie T he P hilad elph ia Record say» that She— Yra. A F r a a tle a l « I r l. A F ortu n « For F low er«. •pires tre, I iu b ein g m arried th a t the trouble ia. •om e M uitese eala driDk beer. N ow w e Harry D ouutow u (to oountry *we*<- He— W ell, they failed to send m e au M rs M ackay »pends more on floral Taere In d ian ap olis Journal. know w hy tboae cats that stay out late in v it t iiiu . —C o llier's W eekly henrt)— M iss M ilk y w eig h , do yo" P**7 decoratiuua when g iv iu g a dinner party F racttoai F toiy. at u ig h t carry on aa — Cleveland Leader. •ud sin g “ W hen tho C o w . Are It»1®* or reception thau any other member of p|lj .? r h ,‘ ‘• • J«»otioualattit«d e> Corn?” Im itation »latca, m ade of com pressed the fashionable world. She ba* been grsnd- It Is said that the pilgrim to Mecca, w.axt pulp, are used for rooflug iu kuowu to hare chariots— drawn by Fliegende Mtaa M ilk y w eig h — Lord hies* y°* "G etting sta rtin g from W ashington, w ould hava C h ristian ia They are m ade waterproof uo. I gpt the dogs and chase 'em out.—* your trouper* •wau*— filled with rveee. from which Pockets fer • <1 »Har to read to travel 0,688 m iles in order to reach by a aacmt pnx-eea D etroit Free Press. ber gue»ts could help them selves Her h e a t h e n .B r o o k l y n t to the the Caaba. ife. dì <"h. - b r e e diuuer ta b le , are a w ealth of flower* The population o f E gypt la uow about Wheu the blossoms are expensive and A t H orn«. Are. ornad t , tb£ " * PP"1- C r a i, a t Fir». U,Odd.000 and probably exceeds that of on» uf seaaon, the bill for flowers at a For ? ' h*T ,rwnhlZ Hpp«d2a i 00* *n<* Mr. H errera— W ho ia that banglofi Teacher— What I. r a r . . . u u »t*» tbo period of its greatcat ancien t proe- reception often am oun t, to £C d d —Loo coals o f f i r . the p ian o dow n in th e parlor? . , n ‘ bT heaping For. .Ine« , h. f^ ^ i n ! PC""«» • bead’ 8 br»w“ <m* *° Uka « «•ribr. Mrs. N crvers— T h a t's Mr. Fi»h ' dsn Standard. r itp ll— B osftiijg h i « _ v p to froa h . ahftak “ big bla scale* • «K — * - . t Mr. N e r v e » — W e ll. I w ish ba’d ------. . em o a t of ber«.— U d to Data. A woman's account o f torture which lasted three years o f her struggles against the dreadful disease, j <..n:|y »ml tlierouglily. liest after illiiiicr pills. ■ I I I I I Ä ^ iS ^ A C IF IC COAST CHRONICLE the : d a il y $6.70aVc Chronicle $ 1 .5 0 ) W C H R O N IC L E Reversible Map? Map of the Wo; Id «3 made ot tnail *vol7- 4 |